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When does it ship?
Printed to order, out the door in a few days, then it's in the mail. No delivery promises, that's on Canada Post. Free shipping on the trio pack, otherwise $9. Every pack comes with something free in the box.
Doesn't fit? Isn't funny?
30 days, send it back. Exchange shipping's on us.
Will it shrink?
No. Heavyweight cotton, pre-shrunk, unisex. Between sizes? Size up.
How does a campus get a drop?
Votes. Whichever campus tops the board gets the next one. Go vote.
Can I give this to my kid?
The bus, staircase and goose ones, sure. Order by Dec 12 for Christmas.
Contest rules
Voting and submitting are free. Top 3 jokes per campus win $250 each plus $1 per shirt sold. 18+ and Canadian resident to collect, after a skill-testing question. No school names, mascots or team names. Nothing that punches down. Full rules in English and French on request.
Is this official?
No. That's the point. Not affiliated with any university.
Can you print my idea?
Submit it and let your campus vote, or order 12+ with your own text.
Still stuck?
support@barelyenrolled.com. A human, same day, probably hungover.