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CERTIFIED RING ROAD PARKING MASTER
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CERTIFIED RING ROAD PARKING MASTER
$39.99
Colour · Ash
Ash
Size · M
Size guide
| Size | Chest cm | Chest in | Length cm |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 41 | 16 | 69 |
| S | 46 | 18 | 71 |
| M | 51 | 20 | 74 |
| L | 56 | 22 | 76 |
| XL | 61 | 24 | 79 |
| 2XL | 66 | 26 | 81 |
Runs true. Between sizes? Size up, you'll be sleeping in it.
Pack · Roommate pack
You pickedAsh·Size M·Roommate pack·2 × $34.99
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CERTIFIED RING ROAD PARKING MASTER
Roommate pack · 2 × M · $69.99
The joke
Ring Road parking is a blood sport. Front: the permit you never got. Back: the title you earned circling for 40 minutes before your 8:30.
What's on it
- Front.
- Green parking-permit hang tag on the left chest. Permit no. 0000, lot any, space none, valid 8:30 to 8:31 AM, status: still looking.
- Back.
- A circular road with a car going round it, “Certified Ring Road Parking Master” in the middle. The fine print: valid for one (1) vehicle, does not guarantee a space, spaces available 0, holder assumes all risk, non-transferable, no refunds, subject to towing.
The shirt
Heavy, boxy, survives the wash and the beer. Won't turn into a crop top unless that's the plan.
